Here's a quick summary of our achievements
Projects in Progress
Attending UC Santa Barbara, our founder was determined to make money - specifically, make $10 per day so he could smoke weed or buy a Freebird's burrito.
Our founder pulls a Zuckerburg, drops out of college, and is making more money than your dad on a bad night. But the rest they say, actually isn't history.
After going broke several times, founder retreats to the Bay Area in attempt to get a "real job", and is promptly fired for being reasonably degenerate.
After succeeding to some degree, and failing miserably several times, a freshly fired founder with only a few hundred dollars to his name, and a laptop, commits to sitting in his underwear with a laptop, until it "shits" money.
The engine is rolling, with thousands of dollars per day being collected in affiliate commissions, the future is looking bright. Time to get serious, stack cash, and eat bon-bons.
Elite Affiliates is born - to provide the knowledge, community, and skills to like-minded individuals to band together, make offensively-large sums of money, and protect the future from people who would have us eat crickets.